This past Sunday Sky One showed a repeat of the Simpsons episode where Springfield legalises gay marriage, and Homer becomes an priest after doing a web-based instant ordination, so that he can make $200 a time marrying anyone to anything.
Well I was inspired by the teachings of Homer and have followed in his footsteps. I filled out and submitted the form at the Universal Life Church and I am now a minister, and can legally perform weddings and other religious stuff in most of the US and Canada (not in the UK though – at least not yet).
I see this as an important first step towards becoming God.
The question is – loving God or vengeful God? Online poll coming soon!